Comments on: Hello from the depths of deadline hell http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/ Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:50:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: alison http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1768 alison Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:40:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1768 Hi Larissa, I can be contacted at alisonmrosen@gmail.com or through my agent Josh Flaherty at WMA (212) 903-1568. Hi Larissa, I can be contacted at alisonmrosen@gmail.com or through my agent Josh Flaherty at WMA (212) 903-1568.

]]> By: Lala http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1766 Lala Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:23:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1766 Alison,<br/>I was watching a few clips from the Fox News/Red Eye and was wondering if your book has been published ? I am currently producing a reality show for a large cable show and am looking to bring in a body language expert. Is there a better way I can contact you to discuss further ?<br/><br/>Kindly,<br/>Larissa. Alison,
I was watching a few clips from the Fox News/Red Eye and was wondering if your book has been published ? I am currently producing a reality show for a large cable show and am looking to bring in a body language expert. Is there a better way I can contact you to discuss further ?

Kindly,
Larissa.

]]> By: Ted from Accounting http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1764 Ted from Accounting Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:06:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1764 Wow, I just asked for some regurgitated words but as the official runt of the litter, can I make a formal request to be sent to the front of the bosom line? You want me to thrive don't you? Don't YOU!<br/><br/>So I really felt like after such an extended absence, your first post back would be longer and have a better justification!<br/><br/>--<br/>Ted inserting a thought: Now, I dont' want to see any blogger reply comments to tacitly imply that I'm an asshole or need to get a life or any of that other bullshit that I've seen anonymously posted before. I could see the post now..."Wow Alison, some ppl need to get a life, we support you 100%"...blah blah blah, Everything I write here is 100% B.S., designed for my own mental amusement and Alison knows it! After all, I'm paid to populate blogs and post comments! Just let me put food on the table! You can rent my services at Rent-Ted's-Comments.Com or .Co (And no she doesn't pay me, it is one of her relatives). <br/><br/>--<br/><br/>Ok, where was I? Oh yes, hey Alison we support you 1000% and are thrilled of your future job prospects...thanks for letting us know your not in rehab. <br/><br/>Also, don't let the traffic be your justification for going back to NY! I'll fly you everywhere in my personal helicopter! By helicopter, I mean my 1983 Yugo! It might look like a beast but it is what is under the hood that matters!<br/><br/>Signed,<br/><br/>Your Pal - The Runt, but hoping for some nutrition soon! Wow, I just asked for some regurgitated words but as the official runt of the litter, can I make a formal request to be sent to the front of the bosom line? You want me to thrive don’t you? Don’t YOU!

So I really felt like after such an extended absence, your first post back would be longer and have a better justification!

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Ted inserting a thought: Now, I dont’ want to see any blogger reply comments to tacitly imply that I’m an asshole or need to get a life or any of that other bullshit that I’ve seen anonymously posted before. I could see the post now…”Wow Alison, some ppl need to get a life, we support you 100%”…blah blah blah, Everything I write here is 100% B.S., designed for my own mental amusement and Alison knows it! After all, I’m paid to populate blogs and post comments! Just let me put food on the table! You can rent my services at Rent-Ted’s-Comments.Com or .Co (And no she doesn’t pay me, it is one of her relatives).

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Ok, where was I? Oh yes, hey Alison we support you 1000% and are thrilled of your future job prospects…thanks for letting us know your not in rehab.

Also, don’t let the traffic be your justification for going back to NY! I’ll fly you everywhere in my personal helicopter! By helicopter, I mean my 1983 Yugo! It might look like a beast but it is what is under the hood that matters!

Signed,

Your Pal – The Runt, but hoping for some nutrition soon!

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1763 Anonymous Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:03:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1763 Whoa, I may be wrong here, but I think we all just had a Hallmark© moment. Curse you evil deadline. No, if anyone can whoop a little deadline it's Alison. <br/><br/>Tracks for the day:<br/><br/>01) Praying for Time - George Michael.<br/><br/>02) Away from the Sun - 3 doors down.<br/><br/>03) HeadStrong - Trapt.<br/><br/>04) Straight out of Line - GodSmack.<br/><br/>Michael.<br/>La. Whoa, I may be wrong here, but I think we all just had a Hallmark© moment. Curse you evil deadline. No, if anyone can whoop a little deadline it’s Alison.

Tracks for the day:

01) Praying for Time – George Michael.

02) Away from the Sun – 3 doors down.

03) HeadStrong – Trapt.

04) Straight out of Line – GodSmack.

Michael.
La.

]]> By: Joe http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1762 Joe Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:50:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1762 I forgot to congratulate you, Alison, on breaking through the 200 mark in the number of members in your Activity Pit group! The group has been nicely gaining new members even though you haven't been on Red Eye for a month.<br/><br/>You're still solidly in 4th place after Greg, Andy and Bill! I forgot to congratulate you, Alison, on breaking through the 200 mark in the number of members in your Activity Pit group! The group has been nicely gaining new members even though you haven’t been on Red Eye for a month.

You’re still solidly in 4th place after Greg, Andy and Bill!

]]> By: Joe http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1761 Joe Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:34:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1761 From the beauty of the Goldenrod Foorbridge to the insanity of the LA freeways... it's the duality of life. The Ying and Yang. The Yes and No. The... oh forget it.<br/><br/>"trapped in there near my ripe bosoms" -- so THAT was why I felt wonderfully warm all over yesterday afternoon. I thought it was because it FINALLY got over 60 degrees here, warm enough to actually open the windows and let some fresh air in. First time since, let's see... last October??<br/><br/>On the other hand, the only times people here get stuck in traffic is in the winter after a snow/ice storm, usually after an auto accident.<br/><br/>Which reminds me of the time a former co-worker was stopped at a red light behind a large truck. Another large truck coming up behind her lost it's brakes and slammed into her at full speed. Her car was crushed between the two trucks.<br/><br/>She was badly injured (but fully recovered.) The ambulance soon arrived - and the driver got out, looked at her wrecked car and said, "Where's the body?" <br/><br/>True story. From the beauty of the Goldenrod Foorbridge to the insanity of the LA freeways… it’s the duality of life. The Ying and Yang. The Yes and No. The… oh forget it.

“trapped in there near my ripe bosoms” — so THAT was why I felt wonderfully warm all over yesterday afternoon. I thought it was because it FINALLY got over 60 degrees here, warm enough to actually open the windows and let some fresh air in. First time since, let’s see… last October??

On the other hand, the only times people here get stuck in traffic is in the winter after a snow/ice storm, usually after an auto accident.

Which reminds me of the time a former co-worker was stopped at a red light behind a large truck. Another large truck coming up behind her lost it’s brakes and slammed into her at full speed. Her car was crushed between the two trucks.

She was badly injured (but fully recovered.) The ambulance soon arrived – and the driver got out, looked at her wrecked car and said, “Where’s the body?”

True story.

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1760 Anonymous Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:46:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1760 Would it be wrong to say that I would also like to be in Carrie Keegan's bosom? Not that I'm not appreciative, but I just know you are a busy person.<br/><br/>Toddrod<br/><br/>P.S. It took me 3 tries to spell "bosom" right. Would it be wrong to say that I would also like to be in Carrie Keegan’s bosom? Not that I’m not appreciative, but I just know you are a busy person.

Toddrod

P.S. It took me 3 tries to spell “bosom” right.

]]> By: Pow http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1759 Pow Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:00:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1759 Sorry to hear about your "deadline hell." Happy to hear from you. Thrilled to be "trapped near your ripe bosom." <br/><br/>You knew someone was gonna say it, didn't ya? <br/><br/>The traffic thing is why I like Boston. Sure, I can hop in a car. Though the traffic here is horrific. So why bother? Sure, I don't really like the people. Again, why bother? Can walk, ride the subway or grab a cab, let him drive and throw money at him, and be anywhere pretty damn quick. And if this global warming takes hold pretty soon winter will be a memory anyway, so no diff on the weather either. Sorry to hear about your “deadline hell.” Happy to hear from you. Thrilled to be “trapped near your ripe bosom.”

You knew someone was gonna say it, didn’t ya?

The traffic thing is why I like Boston. Sure, I can hop in a car. Though the traffic here is horrific. So why bother? Sure, I don’t really like the people. Again, why bother? Can walk, ride the subway or grab a cab, let him drive and throw money at him, and be anywhere pretty damn quick. And if this global warming takes hold pretty soon winter will be a memory anyway, so no diff on the weather either.

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1757 Anonymous Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:22:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1757 Quote of the Interview deadline:<br/><br/><br/>ALison RosEn: Your the present day icon for today's younger demographic. So who is your musical role model ?<br/><br/>MileY CyruS: Every known rocker but my country singing dad...... Quote of the Interview deadline:

ALison RosEn: Your the present day icon for today’s younger demographic. So who is your musical role model ?

MileY CyruS: Every known rocker but my country singing dad……

]]> By: Brett Jones http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/hello-from-the-depths-of-deadline-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1756 Brett Jones Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:03:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=405#comment-1756 Four days Rosen, four days. You didn't call, no email, no text messages. I had no idea where you were, who you were with or even if you were alive.... You could have been dead at the bottom of a cliff off some canyon road. <br/><br/>No, don't. Don't say anything. I'm hurt and overjoyed all at the same time. I'm just so happy your dead and bloated corpse is not desiccating in the SoCal sun being picked apart by carrion birds. <br/><br/>I need some time alone, I'm a wreck.<br/><br/>P.S. Don't forget my Pee Chee's. Four days Rosen, four days. You didn’t call, no email, no text messages. I had no idea where you were, who you were with or even if you were alive…. You could have been dead at the bottom of a cliff off some canyon road.

No, don’t. Don’t say anything. I’m hurt and overjoyed all at the same time. I’m just so happy your dead and bloated corpse is not desiccating in the SoCal sun being picked apart by carrion birds.

I need some time alone, I’m a wreck.

P.S. Don’t forget my Pee Chee’s.

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