Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

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Written by Alison | March 24th, 2008 at 11:35 am | Comments

You might think the jackhammering wouldn’t be conducive to creative thought—or any kind of thought at all really—but see that’s where you’re wrong my small-thinking pals. Because see it’s not relentless jackhammering. It’s jackhammering interspersed with long interludes rip-tearing fart noises. Then more jackhammering.

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  • Pow
    Oh don't think for a second someone isn't pulliing the strings tryings trying to keep Alison off of featured groups.
    I'm doing my damndest to fight this, but I need sleep every few days. That's when they go to work. I'm alert now, back on featured. Ha!

    "The man" doesn't know how little I care about rest.
  • Joe
    Michael - don't think Greg doesn't see Alison gaining on him and is doing all he can to stop her.


    But thats OK, he can try all his little tricks. We have few of our own.



    Greg's membership has peaked, and I foresee a nice little boost after Alison's next appearance...
  • Anonymous
    Upon further review, my above comment was the most idiotic, stupidest, asinine thing I have ever said in my whole entire life. And you know what? That's why I'm laughing my arse off right now.


    Michael.

    La.



    Gone for the day.
  • Anonymous
    I agree with you Joe. However, she isn't in the "featured" guests. Just another case of the man keepin' you down. I plan on having a meeting at The Hall of Justice with my other super-hero friends. What are my powers? I'm the 3rd twin of the Wonder Twins. I'm the one they don't tell you about. Part of my mystique I guess you could fairly say.


    Michael.

    La.
  • Joe
    I just noticed you've pulled ahead of Mrs. G's group by 2 members (133 to 131). Those bribes I've been paying must be doing some good.


    The next group ahead of you now is Greg's with 148 members. I think you can pull ahead of him - and THEN we're talking about bragging rights!
  • Brett Jones
    For a moment there I thought you were going to bring up the Hitachi Magic Wand. That bad boy can sure shake the paint off the walls.
  • Anonymous
    The real question is, "Does jackhammer really mean jackhammer?"
    Cause I'm thinking it means a bottle of Aste Spumante.



    Michael.

    La.
  • Anonymous
    You had me at small-thinking pals, then I somehow reincarnated into a ferret. I think I would like to file a grievance.


    Michael.

    La.
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