or was that from Calligula.

The one without the Romans.

Now, when you envision Alison’s new “senior” editor office there are probably thoughts of big mahogany desks and great views. Well not the case with my work cubicle. I enjoy shooting spit wads at passing employees and hear them yell, “F%$# You Ted!”

As I was enjoying AMRBHD and sticking it to the man by not doing my work…I read Wendy and Alison’s tumblr. I just wondered which one was the wild child between them in college. Which one was the bad influence? I started my analysis using pie charts and bar graphs and still it wasn’t clear.

I mean Wendy named her unicorn Ted and calls her llama unicorn. Twisted! It’s really hard to tell from their writing because although Wendy may come off as the blunter comic now…Alison’s past writings were equally creative. I mean who asks a musician if their band was a sex position what would it be? Plus there was that whole Alison Angora stage and studying bathroom graffiti.

So if their college years were an episode of The Facts of Life…who would be Blair, Jo, Tootie, Natalie, or was one like the Edna Garrette in the house? After four hours of quantitative analysis, I believe that Wendy was the Jo “wild child” and Alison was Tootie. No, I think Alison was Blair…she is so Blair! If you disagree with me than you sir are worse than Mrs. Garrette.

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Kate Walsh: … men stare at our boobs, Dave …
David Spade: … yeah, and that’s um, bad? … that’s bad, that’s uncool …
From The Showbiz Show with David Spade.

David Spade: … Donald Trump celebrated a birthday last week, when asked how it feels to be 61, Trump said, “Rosie’s a fat loser … she’s ugly on the inside” …
From The Showbiz Show with David Spade.

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I’m going on break for a little while now. I can’t wait to see this body of work.

“I can’t go anywhere without being recognized. I’m David Schwimmer.”

Also, this doesn’t have David in the quote, but it’s funny to me.

Ross: “WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!”

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Dave’s not here! I give up!

Here is a joke:

I walked up to an old man that was sitting in a chair on his porch. I said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look…What’s your secret for a long, happy life?” He replied, “I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise,” I said, “Wow, that’s amazing…How old are you?” He said, “Twenty-six.”

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Peace out peeps! I have work to do! See you on the night shift!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb7B42Bt5YE

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