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Written by Alison | February 5th, 2008 at 11:40 am | Comments

You are! Okay, here is what I’m looking for now: quotes with the word Dave in them spoken by TV show characters, like if it’s a clip from Baywatch or Law and Order or anything cheesy or recognizable. The intention, ultimately, would be to use the snippets of dialogue and take them out of context to make them seem funny. So, send anything if it occurs to you. Thank you everyone!

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  • Chris Blevins
    Don't thank me. I don't know anyone named Dave.
  • The Arquette Sisters
    2001 A Space Odysssey: I'm sorry Dave I can not do that.


    or was that from Calligula.



    The one without the Romans.
  • Ted from Accounting
    As the resident accountant on the Alison M. Rosen Blog (AMRB) I'd just like to welcome everyone to hump day. Or what I refer to as AMRBHD. I'm keeping the B in that acronym for clarity purposes.


    Now, when you envision Alison's new "senior" editor office there are probably thoughts of big mahogany desks and great views. Well not the case with my work cubicle. I enjoy shooting spit wads at passing employees and hear them yell, "F%$# You Ted!"



    As I was enjoying AMRBHD and sticking it to the man by not doing my work...I read Wendy and Alison's tumblr. I just wondered which one was the wild child between them in college. Which one was the bad influence? I started my analysis using pie charts and bar graphs and still it wasn't clear.



    I mean Wendy named her unicorn Ted and calls her llama unicorn. Twisted! It's really hard to tell from their writing because although Wendy may come off as the blunter comic now...Alison's past writings were equally creative. I mean who asks a musician if their band was a sex position what would it be? Plus there was that whole Alison Angora stage and studying bathroom graffiti.



    So if their college years were an episode of The Facts of Life...who would be Blair, Jo, Tootie, Natalie, or was one like the Edna Garrette in the house? After four hours of quantitative analysis, I believe that Wendy was the Jo "wild child" and Alison was Tootie. No, I think Alison was Blair…she is so Blair! If you disagree with me than you sir are worse than Mrs. Garrette.
  • Anonymous
    Uhhhhh, Amazingly, I'm able to type with my jaw on the floor right now. I just read the new AlisonBobby and WendyBobby tumblr, and I'm flabbergasted, shocked, mystified, terrified, horrified, aroused, awe-struck, did I say aroused already? If I didn't,then aroused. I don't think there's anything left to say. I have an over-flow of adjectives rushing through my head right now. Over-flow sounds terrible. Well, I better sign off right now. I'm scared. Somebody hold me.


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  • Steven
    Here's HAL fro 2001: a Space Odyssey
    I'm sorry Dave...
  • Joe
    Ted - great minds think alike!
  • Anonymous
    Here's a few lines from our good friend David Spade.


    Kate Walsh: ... men stare at our boobs, Dave ...

    David Spade: ... yeah, and that's um, bad? ... that's bad, that's uncool ...

    From The Showbiz Show with David Spade.



    David Spade: ... Donald Trump celebrated a birthday last week, when asked how it feels to be 61, Trump said, "Rosie's a fat loser ... she's ugly on the inside" ...

    From The Showbiz Show with David Spade.



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    I'm going on break for a little while now. I can't wait to see this body of work.
  • Anonymous
    Here's a brief quote from someone you know and love.


    "I can't go anywhere without being recognized. I'm David Schwimmer."



    Also, this doesn't have David in the quote, but it's funny to me.



    Ross: "WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!"



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  • Ted from Accounting
    Note the date & time of our Alvin posts Joe! That's just freaky!


    Dave's not here! I give up!



    Here is a joke:



    I walked up to an old man that was sitting in a chair on his porch. I said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look...What's your secret for a long, happy life?" He replied, "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," I said, "Wow, that's amazing...How old are you?" He said, "Twenty-six."



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    Peace out peeps! I have work to do! See you on the night shift!
  • Anonymous
    I guess I underestimated myself. Here's a vid of David Cassidy.


    www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb7B42Bt5YE



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  • Anonymous
    Here's a vid. from a tv show I used to watch growing up: Davey and Goliath.


    www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFUEl4PCEMk



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  • Ted from Accounting
    I know this is from Alvin & the Chipmunks Movie but my head hurts can I go out and play for while?


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    David Seville: [sees Theodore eating something small and brown] Woah Theodore, did you just-?



    Alvin: Relax Dave, it's just a raisin.



    David Seville: Prove it.



    Alvin: [swipes the 'raisin' and eats it] Mmm-hmm.



    David Seville: Okay.



    [Dave leaves]



    Alvin: [quickly spits it out and points a finger at Theodore] Dude, you owe me big time!



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    So my contribution is "relax Dave it's just a raisin."
  • Joe
    I just had another thought. This show is really old, but maybe it will fit with what you're doing.


    In the old Chipmonks cartoon show, the guy's name was Dave, and Alvin said his name all the time.



    I watched this clip: tinyurl.com/295p8q

    and Alvin said the name Dave at :36, 3:17 and 3:31. It looks like there are quite a few Chipmonks clips out there, so you might be able to find ones that you can use.
  • Anonymous
    Here's a clip from David Crosby. Remember,I don't have sound, so this might not be what you're after.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8RYBxhRcAM



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  • Anonymous
    Well, I guess I kinda lied. I was able to get that video of David Hasselhoff in that drunk video. I almost feel dirty. No one was hurt, so I guess it's okay.


    www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-FJyniP7A



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  • Anonymous
    Well, I had an idea of a David. David Cassidy to be exact. Unfortunately, I am not techno savy on the YouTube thingie. So maybe somebody can take this and run with it? I mean just imagine, We're talking Partridge Family stuff, and things of the like. That's gold Jerry, gold. Ted and Joe, that should be right up your alley when you get time.


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    P.S. I'm still working on it.
  • Joe
    My suggestion would be to look at the Moonlighting clips on YouTube. Bruce Willis played David Addison, so there's a lot of dialogue that includes his name (mostly spoken by Cybill Shepard.)


    I'm trying to think of other shows with a character named David...
  • Anonymous
    Now this is what Super Tuesday is all about. Forget all that other garbage. This is funner! Anyway, I'm about to do my research. Check back shortly. Ta!Ta!.


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