Michael.
La.

Oh, I forgot to put that I’m just glad that reporter couldn’t catch me!

Alison: If natural beauty, and sexiness were a Genie bottle, I would gently caress,and rub her until I brought the woman out inside her. Isn’t that romantic?

Oh yeah, that’s right, I went there. Now would be a good time to retire. There ain’t no toppin’ that one. I just set the gold standard.

Michael.
Louisiana.

I gotta say, the show made New York awfully appealing. Perhaps I’ll venture there some day for a vacation. Well, just wanted to congratulate you on a job well done on the show! It was fascinating. By the way, is awfully appealing an oxy moron?

Michael.
Louisiana.

P.S. That naked cowboy frightened me!

1. That girl who was afraid of New York was lame.

2. The Internet story was hilarious. I liked seeing that fat reporter run.

3. I’ve switched to Jodi Applegate’s Blog Page… J/K

4. You were impressive as always! Stunning hair! Good job Alison!

1 hour until Montel!

Ok, so my coworker and I always call each other on our cell phones…even when at relatively close distances in the office. So I called her and she had this ring tone on for me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47EUaIFrdQ

So I put the following ring tone on for her:

http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:239001/

I plan on using this one as well:

http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:16899/

Why would anyone have an interest in this besides me? Well, it’s better than writing “If Red Eye was a pillow fight, I’d slap her with my goose down until it exploded feathers all over her face.” Shit, I wrote that crappy line anyway! I officially suck!

Here’s a gem:
Alison: If hotness, and sexiness were my favorite novel. I would skip through all the build-up and go straight for the climax. Well, you know, cause I’m a guy and all.

Yes, I have alot of time on my hands.

Michael.
La.

Michael: If I personally was Alison’s blog, I would becoming on you!

I don’t care what you say, if you don’t think that’s funny, then you need to get the hell outta here!!

Well, at least it’s funny to me.

Michael.
La.

I spotted something this week that would surprise me if it doesn’t make it on the show Best Week Ever.
It was on I Love New York. She was handing out a chain to a guy and she said something like, “I really really like you, blah, blah, blah.” Then she said “You’re like a brother to me…”. AWKARD!!! Total,total silence…If you get a chance to see it, you’ll know what I mean.

Also, whatever happened to Pop Up Video on Vh1? That’s how I kept abreast of what’s going on. I said breast..heh,heh,heh,huh,huh!! This should be brought back.

Michael.
La.

The canned vegetables thing is hilarious. I’m sure all of us go through the same health kick stage. I’ll go to the store and in my own stern voice to myself I say. “Nothing but fruits and vegetables, cereals, Kashi snacks, and a protein drink”. And just as always, after a couple of weeks, it’s all thrown out.

The Montel show will be on at 3 where I reside. I think the BioChannel thingie is on at either at 11 or 12 this afternoon. So looking forward to a heavy dose of Ali today. Should be interesting!!
I’m Audi 5000.

Michael.
La.