Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

What the cluck

Written by Alison | October 21st, 2007 at 9:30 pm | Comments

Not asking for it

I have a PETA calendar hanging in my kitchen which, to be honest, has less to do with my feelings about PETA than my needing a free calendar. On each day it lists an animal rights landmark, like 50 muskrats liberated or taunting geckos outlawed. On October 18, “a chicken-roping contest was canceled, 2004.” But I keep thinking it says “chicken-raping.” Each time I see it, even though I’ve now seen it a number of times, I misread it. For nearly one month I’ve been having the exact same series of thoughts upon seeing this calendar: “Chicken-raping contest canceled. Wow, chicken-raping? A contest? There really are some sick people in this world. it’s a good thing PETA got that canceled. I can get behind that… oh wait, chicken-roping!”

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  • Anonymous

    I thought Optimus Prime was a transformer. But hey, everyone makes mistakes.


    Michael. " "

    Louisiana.

  • Anonymous

    If you don't like that transformer post I worked hard writing to see it posted in this blog, then at least make a referance about the many autobots dying against our very enemy Megatron in tomorrows Red Eye. I hope I'm not too demanding with this request. Yours Truly, Optimus Prime. (Really, this is from a truck.)

  • Anonymous

    I'm sorry, I must be confused. Is this match.com?


    Michael. "the trend setter."

    Louisiana.

  • Anonymous

    Hey Alison , why is it that you can't find beautiful women buying toilet paper in a store ? By your favorite Power Ranger, Optimus Prime.....Really it's a robotic truck whose talking. Don't tell the government !!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I'm sad and lonely. Will someone be my friend?


    Mikey, the Irish Setter

  • Anonymous

    Well, I tried to watch the show last night and didn't make it. I made it until 1:30 then I passed out. It's such a shame cause I love the show so much. I guess Red Eye has lost a viewer. Through no fault of my own. This saddens me.


    Michael. "the trend setter."

    Louisiana.

  • electron john

    I'm glad those PetaPanzies haven't yet dicovered my chicken raping contest, right behing Vic's Pooch Palace. Allison, we'll donate every raped chicken to your favorite activist charity.

  • Anonymous

    Can I make a movie that details the autobiographical account of myself in which you are also a part of the whole cast ? By the way, hows my writing ?

  • rabiddogg

    "Chicken Raping"?


    I guess that brings a whole new meaning to the age old question, "Which came first the chicken or the egg?"

  • Anonymous

    Another piece of advice Mikey. If you've never been with a woman before, you might want to start small. You can't go from a 40 yr. old virgin to snagging someone of Alison's caliber. Keep pluggin' away though.


    Michael.

    Louisiana.

  • Anonymous

    Well Mikey, you pretty much said it right. If someone can write on a blog at 5:35 in the morning, then chances are they don't have a woman. Hmmmmm!!!!


    Michael "the trend setter."

    Louisiana.

  • Anonymous

    I would think PETA would go after every male on the planet, due to the fact that all males choke their chicken almost daily. Maybe this could be a new Olympic Event.


    Michael. "the trend setter." often imitated never duplicated.



    Louisiana. Home of Bobby Jindal!!!

    I'm sure he's rooting for the "Indians". in the world series.

  • spaceagent

    Red Eye should put out a 2008 calendar. I'm also waiting for bobble-heads of Greg, Bill and Andy, various action figures of Greg's houseboys and Red Eye guests, an Activity Pit/Dungeon Playset with all sorts of B&D; paraphernalia, and little printed cards so you can "intro" all your friends. Fun for the whole family! Gotta get 'em in the stores by Christmas.

  • Anonymous

    Alison, you are like sooooo hot. I just wanna get with you because I've never had a woman.


    Mikey, the Irish Setter

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