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HIGHLY SPECIFIC PICK-UP LINES

THE SITUATION: there’s been a break in
YOU SAY: Was your father a thief? Because my watch is missing.

THE SITUATION: it’s Easter
YOU SAY: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or hidden in the backyard?

THE SITUATION: there’s been a hurricane
YOU SAY: what do you say we go back to my place and slip out of these wet clothes?

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