Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen for president.

where can I get an mp3 of the Angora's Steak Knife song?  I used to have a copy, but it got lost when my last computer died... please oh please help me out here, Alison...

What do you know!! All posts must be approved by you.

You are terrible on the Carroll's podcast. Stupid unfunny comments, stepping on Adams jokes, sounding like the naive stupid liberal you are. Like the time Brian sarcastically asked if pissing on deads corpses was a war crime. You leapt to declare "YES" as if u had a fucking clue. You should be dropped off in Kandahar and find out for yourself how the Taliban treat women. Oh, and being a Jewish women, you should be in for a special treat.

Adams all about common sense, most opinion he has are

Alison, I love Carolla's media snowball.You are a huge part of it now,never zip-it!!

you're so pretty alison! keep being awesome!

Can I have your phone number?

Please cover this story Alison - just one more thing for the Ace man to rant about:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ab...

Wishing you and your ovaries health and happiness!

New "Definitely not a Jew" or an awesome news story:

http://www.reuters.com/article...

Alison, you don't have to kiss Adams ass all the fricken time!  Stand up to him... don't agree with every single thing he says. YES he was a dick making his wife drink the champagne - he knows it - you started to say that, then backed down.  You do a great job - you need to represent, don't be such a pushover.

You obivously have not listened to the show for very long, Teresa frequently voiced her own opinion and did not resort to sexual references at every turn.  That said, I enjoy her and think she does a good job.   And BTW, message boards are for here for idiots like me to make comments - they wouldn't be interesting if everyone was a lemming like you.

I
gotta agree with you on this one.  Teresa
had many years to finally become comfortable enough with Adam to be an
individual voice on the show.  I think
Alison is just now gaining enough composure in her seat to become more
natural.  Remember this; in the first few
episodes Alison was even doing her geographically neutral “reporter” voice
rather than her Southern California accent.

WTF are you talking about? Alison isn't there to fight or "stand up to him". She knows her role and couldn't be better at it...and if Alison was dumb enough to listen to idiots like you she would be out of a job.

I've been listening to Adam Carolla's podcasts for a while and this is the first time I've seen a picture of Alison.
Ahem...
HOLY CRAP!!!!!

Yes, holy crap indeed, Alison is one of those rare 1 in a million type girls.

You are the best part of the Adam Carolla show.  Hope you are recovering well.

Happy New Year!

She's not chubby!

I love listening to all your insights on Adam Carolla, For Crying out Loud and just heard you on Mental Illness Happy Hour!! I feel the same way about  a lot of the things you were talking about on Mental Illness HH!! Just thought I would give you some words of love!!

iam a trash man from texas and your noe trashy at alll

Allison, you bring a dose of joy into my life several times a week and I'd just like to say thanks.  Happy holidays.

Scene:  Me playing with my baby girl on the living room floor.

Husband:  Have you been listening to Alison Rosen?

Me:  Yeah... why?

Husband:  "Cause I can't think of any other reason you'd be humming the "Facts of Life" theme song to the baby!

Haha! I love that!

You're such a doll, such an amazing combination of wit, humor, beauty and what seems to be just a genuine kindness. I'm so sorry to hear about your health issues. I'm terrible with faith, and I never pray, but I will be praying for everything to work out for you. Don't let yourself get overwhelmed with the stress and anxiety, just continue to let that amazing spirit shine through.

Just listened to the 12/14 Carolla show- it seemed your patience with him was wearing thin at times. It must be downright exhausting to be right next to that uneducated whinnying horse's ass, right next to that blast zone of dumb reactionary boiling anger. Please know that your bon mots have become about the only worthwhile parts of the podcast. A few years from now Carolla will probably be shouting at random inanimate objects while I hope you are doing other, bigger things befitting your intellect and talent. Try and keep yourself safe from this dolt- I just hope his red hot anger does not take you down as well when he flames out.

For
this person’s own sake, I’m hoping he or she is a troll.  Do people actually listen to one and a half
hours a day of a person they hate only for some “bon mots” of a person whose
job it is to accentuate the properly dominant role of a show’s host?  As a Carolla fan, posts like this one don’t
make me angry, they make me perplexed.  I
enjoy Alison both on and off of the ACS, but people seem to treat following her
as some sort of long-term NASDAQ investment.

You do a nice job on the Adam Carolla show. I'm glad to be able to listen to the pod cast and you sure add to the progrm

alison is a waffle crapper. and that is all i have to say about that...

I have craps bigger than you. Break up with your boyfriend and date me. I can fix things.

you da best, kid!

Alison has "it" coming out of her ass. God love her..

Allison you are so smart, beautiful, and funny, it's hard to believe you are real. Keep it up!

I love you Alison

I love you

Why don't you wear short sleeve shirts or tank tops? Got hairy arms? Your funny ass fuck Alison!!

Your bad ass!!

About 8 weeks ago on The Adam Carolla Show Alison mysteriously morphed
from awkward and unfunny to a very entertaining, humorous chick with great
timing.  Thought I was listening to a doppelganger.  Anyone else notice this?  Love listening to this hot Hebrew even though
her politics are weird.

Alison, there are few women, if any, that are as magnetic as you. You are beautiful, intelligent, and funny. I feel like i know you. 'i  don't give a fuck, i smoke weed all day, got a problem you can FUCK.. off. I'm real..ima tell you straight up..if you can't handle the truth get the fuck off my facebook.'

How come no naked pix of Alison?  Just wondering, don't get your panties in a bunch.

Alison LOOKS as sexy as she SOUNDS and fits in perfectly. Great addition to Adam's show much like Robin is to Howard Stern. Great comedy team.

So I was listening to the podcast today (11.20.11 - Steve Little) and I got a little peeved with Adam when you brought up the news article saying how many millions of kids go back to live with their parents after college. As a person part of this statistic, I found that Adam's "TS" advice was wayyyy out of line. He clearly does not have a good idea of how hard it is out there right now. He stated that he was looking for jobs back in 1983 when the recession hit, and he found a job for $7/hr digging ditches and successfully supported himself. I wish it was possible to do that today! Unfortunately it isn't. Here's an article stating how in 1981-1982, a student working a minimum wage job 9 hours a week, and full-time on school breaks could pay for college and STILL have money left over. Wish it was like this today, unfortunately the lack of jobs and crushing school debts keeps many of us back at home!

http://www.cleveland.com/datac...

Yeah it is Adam's fault you took on a shitload of debt instead of going to the local Juco for two years and finishing off school or working your way through and taking a little more time like a lot of people do.  YOU signed up for the debt so YOU are responsible for paying it.  And if you got good grades and have a major that is something that produces a meaninful skill set like engineering, nursing, accounting or finance it should not be hard to find work.  If you got a degree in history or english lit you get what you deserved. 

And btw, maybe you should of been asking your university why tuition kept going up at over three times the rate of inflation since 2000 but it was not able to get anymore efficient.  You should also of tried to figure out why the government turned a blind eye to this and kept loaning ever increasing amounts of money.  Since 2000 the cost of tuition is up over 112% and medical costs are only upo 55%.  This seem right to you?


But let me guess its all the banks fault.  They loaned all that money.  Maybe you should reconsider that vote you made for rainbows and unicorns.  The government is behind the ever increasing student debt and also forced banks to provide mortgages to people who could not afford the homes.  If the banks did not comply with government regulations they would have been shut down, just like with student loans.

First of all, its idiots like you who think everyone who goes to college majors in art and takes on 100,000 dollars in debt. I actually majored in biology and went to graduate school and am now applying to Medical School. Yes I did take on some debt, but what would you rather have kids do, work 10 years as a Sears Cashier and make 10/hour and go to school part-time, by the time you graduate your 30 years old and everything your learned is old information. You fail to realize how bad people have it financially these days.

Secondly, your damn right tuition has gone up, which is why if you read the article ( I know it may be hard to get through it with your reading level) that its harder then ever for kids to work and go to school and actually make a dent in college costs. What's even worse now is you have for-profit colleges springing up everywhere handing out shit degrees to kids who shouldn't be in college in the first place. The next bubble will be in the education sector. 

Third, if you don't think the big banks are responsible for pretty much destroying the American economy in 2008 than your I'm sorry but your a fuckin' dumbass and have blinders on. Lol...you say the government "forced" the banks into loaning money. The banks knew all along they shouldn't of been loaning money to those people in the first place but they did it anyway and repackaged them to investors so they could make a quick buck. The big banks are cheats and stealers and if given the chance they will ruin the middle class. The whole reason this happened is that government regulations were STRIPPED away! Go study some economics (lol maybe take a college course) and shove your trickIe down economics up your ass. I did vote for change with Obama, he's done a lot of good things but the problem is he isn't liberal enough. Thank god ( well actually I'm an atheist) that my generation is about 65% liberal and we actually stand up and protest this shit. Occupy Alison's Wall!!

I totally agree.  Adam was way off about this.  Its like kids want to live with their parents or something and shouldn't be allowed.  And Alison, is seemed like you were justifying living with your parent's after moving from New York for a fucking new job while you were looking for a place!  That's total bullshit and its shame that we're made to feel pathetic about this, but its a great way to transition to a new area.  Yo and Bryan need to knock Adam down a little when he gets going like this.

As your new Song says blah blah blah signs off Zip it cunt. When Adam said to use that I laughed. When you finished up and sighed off Zip it cunt. I couldn't stop laughing and thought this girl gets it. Then you cooked some fish for some fags who have no sense of humor. Screw them own it.
Also tell Adam it's ass,grass,,gas nobody rides for free. Pull bathroom handle up no one can step on the bottom.
And as for the car hello Nissan versa Adams been advertising on show. Priced as a used car but new.
Also if you dyed your hair blonde you would look like the girl on friends you kind of sound like her. You are a valued addition to Adams show so Zip it cunt!

Alison is fucking hot!

Alison is great - She does a fantastic job on Adams Podcast. Just her intro  'Hello Adam'  always brings a smile to my face. ~ Brad in Canada

Whole Finland is saying u r beautiful

Hey Alison, I was channel surfing and I did that record scratch thing and had to turn back, cause I said to myself "Self (ha-ha stupid huh?) that looked like Alison Rosen". I had to watch and they came back to you and underneath the talking lovely creature it said Alison Rosen Pop Culture Expert. Well whatever it was congratulations on the gig and I hope you remember all us little peons who were there when you were the "Zip it Cunt" news girl on the Adam Carolla Show

Het Ally, just got through listening to the Mick Fleetwood interview and he said that you had a seductive voice.
Well la-de-da I bet you got a little excited hmmm? Just goofin'. If anyone called my voice seductive I sure woulda got excited

I cannot remember the episode, but when was the debut of Becky Honkington?

My Alison Hot and funny with a little Im not crazy just a little unwell. Tha is what i say about my self the unwell part love you and support you.Keep up the funny Ha Ha AND HOHO. Michael Perry follower on you twit page.

Allison - You are an integral part of the podcast crew.  I agree with the last post that the 1 on 1 podcasts aren't as good because your presence, personality and commentary are missing.  Keep up the great work!

i'm getting bored with the 1 on 1 podcasts, they are much better when there is more of Alison and Bald Bryan talking on the show. How bout Alison and bald bryan do a show while Adam is gone. I know BB actually filled in for Adam once......sure Alison could too.

Basically want to hear more from Alison on the show.

Alison, you are amazing. Beautiful, Funny, Smart.  I havent had a crush on a girl like this since elementary school.

I wasn't crazy about Alison when I first started listening to Carolla's podcast but I've become a big fan.

I think Alison is pretty cute, but that 'chubby girls are always down to fuck' line was god damn hilarious.

Shake it off Alison, just remember most people who comment on message boards are lonely fucks who pump themselves up by ripping on others who have something going for them.

The saddest part is that they'll probably never have anyone witness the distinct Cheetos coloring staining their cocks

Alison Rosen is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. On top of that, she's quick witted, intelligent, hilarious, and the entire package. I strive to be a better man to be able to date a woman this together.

Alison, Alison, Alison. I'm with Nicholaslesliecollier. I kept waiting for someone, anyone (where the fuck was Bryan???) to jump in and point out that this guy wasn't just a jerk for calling you chubby, he was brain damaged.

Listen, I started watching the podcast largely because I recognized YOU from Redeye. And the first time I saw a still from the podcast, I actually thought "Ooh, she's lost too much weight." As a former fat chick myself, I know that being told you're too skinny doesn't help either, so let's just say I understand you live in LA, the land of body dysmorphia and cocaine, so you have different standards.

I've worked for, and dated, damaged assholes like Adam, and they have their good points, but they will destroy your soul in situations like this, and not even notice. Listen, he thought you were being needy, so he wasn't going to correct the guy. But that doesn't mean he agreed with him. And if he did, well, he's lived to long in LA.

I'm a nurse, and it's part of my job to assess whether you're under-nourished or overfed, and I see naked people all day long, so I speak from real, actual experience when I say "Fuck the trolls, you're awesome!".

Alison was being needy.   She has even admitted on prior blogs to having body-image dismorphia.  Being flat out told that her self-image was false would have done nothing for her at the moment.  Adam, while admittedly a damaged person, gave Alison the correct piece of advice that his extremely introverted brain knows how to give (and, unfortunately, only knows how to give).  He attacked a falsity on the conceptual rather than the factual level.  P.S. Go Alison and Ace.

Dear Alison, I wish to make an offer on the Car Wash...the best I can do
is you pay me $20...ha ha kidding...I'm praying for a wet t-shirt wash
but alas Byran's probably too uptight. Good luck and maybe Ace will
trickle down some of his good fortune in your X-Mas bonus.

I heard you complaining about people calling you chubby.  I don't know if it will make you feel better, but you are my ideal woman.  Beautiful AND funny. I have always had a thing for girls with dark hair and nice complexions.  Whenever you do that thing with Adam where he asks if you want to start  an LLC, it cracks me up no matter how many times I hear it.

 I just got tickets to the DC show in January.  Will you be there, or is it Adam solo?Anyway, don't let the haters get you down.

Humans..  Remember Sweeteypea:  "Anyone can fix their mouth to say ANYTHING!"

Alison Rosen is totally hot! By the way, I was listening to the podcast on 10/5/11. No one could figure out why the US wanted to stay in afghanistan. The answer is simply money. The link below will take you to the NY Times story about the incredible mineral resources that were found under Afghanistan.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06...

P.S.- Alison Rosen is brutally hot.

Hi Alison! 

So I've been an avid listener of the Adam Corolla Podcast for over the past year ( I have a pretty boring job right now where I get to listen to podcasts all day, which is neither here nor there). Anyways, I'd like to take this opportunity to "constructively deconstruct" the podcast, in hopes that this futile attempt will help make the show a little better. To start, I just want to say that the podcast is great, in a world where one is bombarded with an ADD media of "streaming screaming" 24 hour news channels, the podcast for many, is a safe refuge of fluid, coherent conversation; I like to see it as a raft of introspective dialogue in a sea of incoherence. Adam's rants are entertaining to say the least and your new's segments are solidly written. With that being said, I'd like to offer some constructive criticism. Being an educated listener, I tend to lean to the left politically, when Adam rants about taxation his arguments most definitely lead to the conclusion of, tax the rich less. Now I get the feeling that you, along with Bald Bryan, do not agree with his statements, yet seldom do one of you challenge his ideas with views of your own. I'd like to see a little bit more challenging to Adam's ideas, this will most definitely lead to new and enriching (and possibly funny) conversations. Also, Adam just had Michael Moore on the podcast, and yet the conversation never touched on politics...same with Alec Baldwin, what's the deal? Well thats all I will write for now, tell everyone I said hello! Oh and when are you bringing the show to Vermont?

Hi Alison... I just downloaded all of the ACE show... You Crack me up! I drove from Nashville to Cleveland and back. Listened to 10 episodes. You are a delight! Thanks for bringing the funny with Adam. I miss NOT a JEW... It makes me realize why we were chosen! Have a great Rosh Hashanah!
I'm in LA training in December...If you are doing the show live, love to see it.
Thanks
Johnny

Alison - I would crawl through ten miles of broken glass just to lick the lugnuts on the car that takes your panties to the cleaners.  Also, never having had pee'd on a woman in the shower, I would do you such an honor.

All kidding aside, you are gorgeous and if I were not married I would move across the country to Glendale just to stalk you properly.

Many hugs - B.T.S. (Tennessee)

Allison.. I'll speak for the real guys out here regarding this whole 'chubby' thing.. You're the girl we all wish we had to ourselves!  Keep being awesome...don't let random Internet D-bags get you down.

I enjoy listening to you on the podcast. I've been listening for quite a few months and this is the first time I've ever even attempted to see what you look like. Totally hot, totally not what I expected. You don't come off as the stereotypical hottie, so I figured you were just going to be some average looking woman. It's nice to see that someone that is beautiful on the outside is also just as beautiful on the inside.

By the way, Greek chicks rock! (I think you're Greek...)

Truly yours,

Lucas

Alison is beautiful, nuff said. I only wish she would own her words on Adam's show. She seems kind of unsure of herself when she reads the news, gives input to others or closes her news. Alison, be proud of what you do and what you have to offer. You are truly a stunning woman.

Alison - So glad to find your site.  I love you on Adam Corolla's podcast.  I think you are hilarious and rarely get credit for your humor.  For some reason they just keep talking in spite of your zingers.  Life is not fair, but keep it up.  You are so important to that show.

It is common to call a pretty girl who is thin or even skinny "chubby" to break down their morale so that they are easier to bed.  You are pretty so you are a target.
I don't know where you became so funny, considering how pretty you are.  But you are crazy funny.  Please more "What I would expect if I was expecting."  It is rare to get improv and good writing from the same person. Your little quips are funny, and your written work is super funny.  Your writing is so good I am sure it takes a long time for you to do.  Please be open to someone to be part of a writing team with you. Because you are polite and not arrogant you could work with someone else.  Somewhere is a brilliant, productive, yet too insecure writer who could use your help to pull their brilliant out and who can help make your writing easier to do.  Think of it as your charity work.

Of course, I am a fan of zip it cunt, I would also like to hear zip it c-word, to let the guys wonder why not the full word, and I also like the "I'm allison rosen, who the fuck are you, or who the fuck do you think you are"  because I think you can play around with different way of saying the same line for different effects.

Im allison rosen, dont hate me because Im beautiful, hate me because I stole money out of your wallet when you were asleep.
Im allison rosen, I am out of here, dont follow me home.

Alison, I heard you on the show talking about the handy-tard that said you were chubby. All I have to say is um, you are the farthest thing from chubby any one person could possibly be. You are anti-chub. You are skinny. Ridiculously skinny. Not anorexic-like skinny, but skinny nonetheless. Skinny jeans were created based on your skinniness. Not to mention, you're beautiful and brilliant.

So, build a bridge and get over it.

Cliche? Yes. Should you? Yes. Alison Rosen chubby? Hell to the no.

was listening to a recent podcast and im thinking your just joking but its no way your fat or ugly. your smoking hot i mean your witty, smart, and in no way near being fat.

You ARE fresh baked awesomeness! Don't listen to those malcontents and their insensitive statements. Think what their lives are probably like. You are one of the prettiest and the most photogenic girl I've ever seen, so chin up.

Great voice, quick wit, funny as hell--a perfect combo.  Keep up great work on the AC podcast--I listen for you five days a week.

Alison, great job on AC podcast.  Great voice, quick wit, smart funny--a perfect combo.  Keep it going.

On the podcast recently I heard you mention a post from the message boards wherein someone made a comment about your weight, something along the lines, "chubby girls are always down to fuck."  While I agree, chubby girls are eager and willing, there is no way this person is talking about you.  Seriously, you have got to be one of the hottest, funniest, most beautiful women around.  While I still listen, I die a little inside when Dawson says, "Today, Adam sits down one-on-one..."  I've been a fan from day one, and I loved Teresa and didn't know how they'd replace her, but Teresa who?  I.  Love.  You.

I had to check you out online after the talk on the podcast about you being fat, because I have to admit, I have only heard you on the podcast and have no idea what you look like. Did you take your pictures down and put ones up of some hot chick? Seriously, who the hell would call you fat or chubby? I'm not seeing it. You look beautiful to me!!

Thanks!

Are you SAG and would you ever consider coming in for a casting call for a lowly commercial? if so, are you scale?

i like zip it cunt....the only other sign off i would consider is.... cream pies and button flies....BIIIIOTCH!!!!

Assholeitude is not just a river in Egypt.  I just listened to the Ben Folds Podcast.  I am sorry that people were dicks to you on the board.  Don't listen to them ( I know easier said than done).  It just bothered me that complete strangers were being dumb to someone who is nothing but Awesome squared.  And take it from this complete stranger.  You are amazing and I would love to show you the difference between Jelly and Jam ( I know I had to ruin it).  Cheers YOU ROCK

Been listening since you started. As old as Adam and happily married, but surprised how good looking you are and that it isn't mentioned more often.

"I'm Alison Rosen. Who the fuck are you?" deffinitly deserves more play.

Alison
You have been a complement to the Adam Carrola podcast. Love the news and your sign off, don't change a thing.
Also I can't imagine anyone thinking you are fat, I would like to the chub that put that statement on the message board. Thank you

When I heard Alison Rosen being called chubby on the Ben Folds episode of the Adam Carolla Show (29/09/11), I must admit I waited for the punchline.

It is so grossly inaccurate it barely warranted taking account of, it is just an example of internet "assholery" (is that an adjective?)

Here's a message:

Alison Rosen Is FUCKING HOT!

I think they ment she was sort of chubby when she was younger.

Yeah Yeah what that guy said...

Wait,what?

Alison is gorgeous the way she is.

You had me at "Stick it in the microwave, make a dick hole and then fuck it."  Oh my God.  That was the funniest thing I've heard all week!  The delivery was flawless.  I love you, Allison!

So, this guy calls you chubby. First of all, do you know this guy? Is he some hunky 27 year old underwear model? I doubt it although he probably is in his underwear.  Secondly he obviously hasn't seen your picture and thirdly beauty fades but what is within remains. You are a smart funny woman and I can hear you laughing in the background so judging you by your laugh alone you are a decent person. So why worry about what some chubby loser sitting in his mom's basement thinks? You guys have great show and I listen every day. Now zip it you chubby cunt.

little johniie drive-by

Juan is a chubby that is always DTF his mom (From the ACS)

He's just jealous, I've been with chubby, she's not soo bad, but that's not you.

Alison- don’t let the terrorists win! I know how you feel- I promise-
but you are the furthest thing from chubby ever. You are a tiny, sexy,
hilarious dynamo. I’ve been a regular listener & fan of Adam’s for 5
years, and never thought anyone could be as brilliant or hilarious a
sidekick as Teresa, but I have to say, you are up there. You may… you
may be funnier than Adam. You’re a hero. & I think it’s even more
awesome that you just rolled that out today & we got to see a little
vulnerable Alison. You’re a skinny rock star. Don’t doubt it for a
second. XO

Hey Alison, I just heard you on the podcast lamenting being called "chubby". I think that's lunacy. Not the lamenting part, the being called chubby part. I think you're gorgeous. I'm a handsome, successful, and almost annoyingly discerning guy in NYC and I'd be proud to date a girl who looked like you. I don't see the chubby at all.

Alison, first off I just want to start off by saying you are absolutely beautiful! You shouldn't worry about the shit some loser says about you! Not only are you easy to look at your funny as shit, not to mention you landed on the coolest damn podcast on the planet! I would totally molest you several different ways, and I often do in my day to day life. Anyways the show is as awesome as ever and wouldn't be the same without your pretty face! I myself am very attractive, 5' 10" 165, 2% body fat, blond hair blue eyes and I love everything about you! Ps ever come to Reno give me a shout!

Hey Alison, I drive a Toyota Carolla (no pun intended) and I lost my job two years ago and now I'm trying to start a company.  Oh yeah, I did a triathlon one time, but now I'm too lazy. 

You wanna go out sometime?

Light and sweet baby...light and sweet.

Great clips Alison....Love you on Adam's PodCast as well!

From fonduzzi to icekaki, you need to start a wordbank of your notable quips on the AC show.  I have a horrible sense of humor, but I think you're funny as hell.

Funny and sexy? WTF? See thats just not fair. You can clog my toilet anytime. Just tell me to "zip it cunt" and I'm all yours. lol

I know Adam doesn't check anything online, so I thought I'd check with you and see why he's canceled his show in Austin. Any idea?

Great place mat. Really!

Don't know why you READILY kiss Adam's ass? u agree too easily, common now, i know it is all about brown-nosing, but you brown-nosing Adam is getting too obvious and irritating. Postal Employee